Tuesday, December 23, 2008

12-23-08: Danger! TP roll spider!

Be on the lookout when you go to wipe your ass. You might get one of
these guys trying to tunnel past your anal sphincter and spool a web
in you rectum causing a seriously problematic case of constipation.
Remember, they make bullet proof vests out of spider silk. That silk
also comes of a spider's ass. It makes me think of the stuff as spider
poop. It's a very powerful substance when it comes down to it. Perhaps
this is where they coined the term, "strong as shit!".

1 comment:

Freckles said...

i really hope that isn't your house....
spiders creep the fuck out of me.