01-01-09: Happy New Years!

This is me in New York City!

12-31-08: Storm Before The Watch

Every winter I head back to mitten of the U S of A the weather tends
to warm up halfway through my trip, melting all the snow and clearing
the roads. However, it never fails to take a turn for the worse the
night before hand, hours before my flight for the heavens to open up
and The Man upstairs scracthes his dry scalp pouring snow every where
causing accidents and extremely slow driving conditions. So much for
sleeping more than two hours before my trek to the aeropuerto. Two
flights to go.

12-31-08: Nom Nom Nom Nomz

Gummi Tremors and aborted fetal gummi bears!!!! OMGeeZ3rs!

12-28-08: Quack Quack Quack Mr. Ducksworth

As if it wasn't cold and icy enough outside, I decided to come to a
hockey game. A devastating victory for the Nasty.

12-27-08: Homecoming

Nuff said.

12-23-08: Danger! TP roll spider!

Be on the lookout when you go to wipe your ass. You might get one of
these guys trying to tunnel past your anal sphincter and spool a web
in you rectum causing a seriously problematic case of constipation.
Remember, they make bullet proof vests out of spider silk. That silk
also comes of a spider's ass. It makes me think of the stuff as spider
poop. It's a very powerful substance when it comes down to it. Perhaps
this is where they coined the term, "strong as shit!".

12-22-08: Tis The Season To Road Rage

International drive is a long line of Christmas lights on an asphalt
christmas garland. In or out you are screwed and not in a good way.
Good luck making that dinner reservation.

12-22-08: Days Given And Gone

I love my father. Deep down he is an amazing man. I mean just take a
look at that style. I swear he had those slippers for tens years.
Unfortunately, he is a creature of habit. Habit turned to addiction.
I'd give anything for my Christmas wish to come true. I am a walking
irony. The substance that pays my bills, allows me the luxeries of
spending and traveling to visit my family and friends is the same
substance that motivated me to leave the Mitten State. Go figure.
While everything in this picture is different now some twenty odd
years later, what I'd give to be back to days so simple and without
obstecle.

12-19-08: Kitty Knows Best

Ms. Pretty Kitty knows best and she doesn't appreciate the bullshit
you spoke and time you wasted. In the end it was your selfishness that
kitty could not appreciate. You are a true bullshit artist and master
of mindgames. "Crash and burn," says Ms. Kitty. Your future endeavors
are as rocky as your own personality. Consistently inconsistent and
considerantly inconsiderable. One step forward and two steps back.
Ms. Kitty would rather move sideways cause she could always then let
the bad pass on by and go on living making things better than possibly
reliving them. But then again she is much smarter than most.
Unfortunately Ms. Kitty also comes and goes when she pleases. Selfish
little kitty. Just like rest.

12-06-08: Granny's Good For Directions

Granny's good for directions when she's not busy using the map as a
sunshade! Why don't you just park facing the east not-so-wise old lady?

12-06-08: Who's Going Juggalo Hunting?

Wow! The army exists in Florida as well.

12-02-08: United States of Terrorica

Obviously this person is a terrorist. A well off terrorist. A enemy
god of Jesus and a german car!

12-01-08: White Christmas

It was a white thanksgiving for me. I hope it is repeated during the
next holiday and my trek back up north. I hope to actually see more of
my family this December and not spend it on I-Drive at a roadhouse
steak house with a lazy family and a girl who doesn't care about me.
Ahh the joys of pressure put on happiness of the Christmas celebration.

11-29-08: DJ Thing 1

This guy!!!! EF'nP

11-27-08: Back to My Future?

I'm hanging out in a place my parents used to hang and see their
friends' bands. Wowzers.

11-26-08: McThrowup

You would think the 20 chicken mcnuggets would make me want to throw
up, but rather the disgusting iced mocha I decided to try for whatever
unfartomable reason. I want to puke so bad. It's almost dire I pull
over and spew, however, it's freezing in Michigan so I'll probably
just poop my pants. I'm driving to h&m anyways. I'll pick up some jeans.

11-24-08: Better Belated Than Never

I finally had my birthday cake. I was going to milk this birthday even longer until I was able to parch my thirst for a glutenous sugar mound of unneeded calories. I had already been eating all this week retarded amounts of goodness in celebration for my oldness. I just am glad that I have not picked up a case of obese weightness.

11-22-08: Haven't I've Seen You Somewhere Before??

Hanging out on the stage or the dancefloor is again a part of my life.
Playing on stage again for the first time it was seems to be over a
year is truly invogorating for the soul. Though I was definitley the
eldest of anyone at the show, my spirit's age was back to my teenage
years. I am pumped full of endorphins of excitement and vigor. How
thankful I am to be where I am right now. How's that for an early
thanksgiving?

11-22-08: Cold Shoulder...

And cold toes, nose, fingers, nose hairs, eye lids, nape of the neck,
small of my back, and thighs even. Don't ride your scooter/cycle when
it's twenty with windchill out. Silly if any tourists think that
Florida is all sun and fun even the winter time.

11-18-08: In The Evening During Work

The over night I was able to escape from my place of employment to
catch a few songs from the almighty quirky masterminded Mike Kinesella
AKA Owen. What a great break. The next night I was able to see Mark
Kozlek as well!!! To top it off, strolling down park ave the next
afternoon I ran into him. Mark seems to have a thing for Asians based
in his comment the night prior "where's all the Asians in Orlando?".
Three of us were huddled together as I shouted out in reply, "All
three of us are here!" Well mark was with an Asian lady friend
checking out the sites.

That was your indie/folk papparazii gossip for the day. Thank you and
tune in again.

11-17-08: A Modern Day Miricle

By far Gods greatest gift to man is the wet wipe. Countless men's
tushies have been saved of being plagued by the infestation known as
dingleberries all thanks to these moist messiahs in the
nonoverlysaturated cloth form.

11-16-08: Warning: Smoking may influence voters.

So I'm loading up my car today to go to band practice and I see this crackhead alcoholic white trash gentleman (ha) walking around in no shoes and passes by my house. He walks up to a black girl minding her own biznass when he fires off some friendly conversation. It was very random and perhaps an act of southern hospitality. She was not very enthused but he continued to banter. He obviously was intoxicated but regardless as he started to walk barefoot back into the street, he asked her if she wanted a cigarette. She politely declined stating she didn't smoke. White trash Willy responded, "Well you should! Obama smokes! That's why I voted for him!"

WTF is wrong with people??? I wish I had a picture of his dirty cesspool source of hepatitis bare feet to go with this post.

11-11-08: A Black Belt In Tae Kwon Food

What did I just eat? You tell me! Kimchi is disgusting, but I hate
cabbage. I just cleared out my nasal passages from hot spices.

11-08-08: Fall; Season. Fall Asleep

75 degrees. Sunny. Hammock. Birds chirping. Me sleeping.

11-03-08: How Swell...

The Swellers in my club. Awesome.

10-22-08: Furochima

I definitely spent all night with Zac as he got his face stitched up
from being slashed by some iggnorant rican on Monday after work. It
was different to go into a place shen it's dark out to walking back
outside and it being daytime and not sleeping. I suppose I do it often
at home but it was way later this time. One by one backbooth employees
are going down. Why now brown cow?

10-16-08: Where's the Pepto?

Every single time; butterflies in my stomach. No pink stuff can cure
this.

10-14-08: Alcoholic Anonymously

You'd swear I was an alcoholic based on all these cases, but really
I'm only addicted to free stuff.

10-05-08: Sad But True

Right now, these are my best friends. But damn they keep me happy.

10-02-08: Never Mind The Bullocks

Who said sober people can't have fun at a party!! Poor Ben the bum
ass Brit.

09-15-08: Light Up a Fattie

This picture redefines the term of a "roach."

This cockroach decided he need to smoke this joint someone dropped.
Regardless of it being ginormous in comparison to his size, this
escaped convict of Joe's Apt. Vertical suplexed this cigaweed around
more than the suplex-machine himself, Taz! Needless to say, this
roach had a hard time escaping back to his nest when the cops pulled up.

09-13-08: The Japz Can Get Away With It...

so why can't I dressed like a moron? Yes people, for all your moronic
fashion needs, the trend setters clothing warehouse and headquarters
can be found in your local Urban Outfitters.

09-10-08: Pussy Face

We make this look good. Those in the beds of the ICU however... not
so much. :(

09-07-08: I Got Pussy Laid Out...

On my couch. Hairy yet appealing.

09-06-08: Money Down the Drain

Did you know each plane ticket carries a facility charge for the use
of the lavatory? Regardless if you use it or not, you are charged at
least five bucks. I make sure I always use it for that reason.

09-03-08: God Bless The Friendly Skies...

But what about the unfriendly security precautions of the airports
thanks to lame ass 9/11. No one knows why but thy decided to put a
random fence in tv middle of the airport. Glad I don't have a
connecting flight and thankfully for me and my growling tummy, the
pileup sat next to a coney island diner.

08-29-08: The Skies the Limit

Last night. Gorgeous. If only it couldve been capped off with an
attack from cloverfield.

08-28-08: Vroom

No time for love Dr. Jones. I've been busy. It's also rather
obvious, I can't drive, 55.

08-25-08: A Ray Of Sunshine!

OMG!!!!!!!

This may be the beginning of the fulfillment of one of my life long dreams.
I think I'm going to re-read the Black Pearl now.

08-19-08: The Cat In His Hat

Poor baby. Riko Suave isn't looking so suave right now. But he looks
funny. Still loving as ever. He is depressed and loopy but still in
high spirits when he gets his attention. Next time don't go and
almost die on me jerk.

08-18-08: Knock Knock. Who's not there?

For sale. One large corner lot with a mailbox that has a spicket
attached. WTF?

08-17-08: Mothra Returns

Heeeeeeeeeee's backkkkkkk!

08-16-08: The King of The Jungle

I wish my life was sometimes as simple as my cats'. Eat, poop, sleep,
and hang out in bags. . . That's the definition of luxury.

08-16-08: Duty Calls

Maybe this game is part of the problem I'm in a funk. But damn it's
so fun.

08-11-08: Godzilla beware

Mothra waits outside my front door at night. This beast could feast at
a big and tall store and still not reach it's fill. I wanted to catch
it but I feared that it would bat me with on of it's massive wings and
knock me out and take me as prey to it's mutant insect peers as on
offering of bro-nessery.

08-09-08: One Big Nervous Turkey

Ernie the Nervous Turkey; he flung quarters out his huge beer gut at
me. A new way to make it rain.

08-08-08: circular Russians

Russian circles are virtually flawless live.

08-08-08: small victories

Domination. I feel accomplished.

08-05-08: This Day's Going Down In A Flame

Sometimes you can't help but cry.

08-04-08: Colorful Filler

I've been in the makeup department at the mall for five minutes and
already have a headache. I think I feel dumber just from listening to
the conversations of cosmetic specialists. I have found the Mecca of
employment opportunities for Paris Hilton fans. Your dumbed down
career awaits you.

08-03-08: Poseiden's Fury

I wish this was my front yard.

07-30-08: Walking on Clouds

I seem to always be color coordinated in my choice of apparell when I
fly. Here my dirt navy blue vans classics lay on a dirty NWA carpet.
I'm so über fashionable. Hip Hop fashion has nothing in me, G.