01-01-09: Happy New Years!

This is me in New York City!

12-31-08: Storm Before The Watch

Every winter I head back to mitten of the U S of A the weather tends
to warm up halfway through my trip, melting all the snow and clearing
the roads. However, it never fails to take a turn for the worse the
night before hand, hours before my flight for the heavens to open up
and The Man upstairs scracthes his dry scalp pouring snow every where
causing accidents and extremely slow driving conditions. So much for
sleeping more than two hours before my trek to the aeropuerto. Two
flights to go.

12-31-08: Nom Nom Nom Nomz

Gummi Tremors and aborted fetal gummi bears!!!! OMGeeZ3rs!

12-28-08: Quack Quack Quack Mr. Ducksworth

As if it wasn't cold and icy enough outside, I decided to come to a
hockey game. A devastating victory for the Nasty.

12-27-08: Homecoming

Nuff said.

12-23-08: Danger! TP roll spider!

Be on the lookout when you go to wipe your ass. You might get one of
these guys trying to tunnel past your anal sphincter and spool a web
in you rectum causing a seriously problematic case of constipation.
Remember, they make bullet proof vests out of spider silk. That silk
also comes of a spider's ass. It makes me think of the stuff as spider
poop. It's a very powerful substance when it comes down to it. Perhaps
this is where they coined the term, "strong as shit!".

12-22-08: Tis The Season To Road Rage

International drive is a long line of Christmas lights on an asphalt
christmas garland. In or out you are screwed and not in a good way.
Good luck making that dinner reservation.

12-22-08: Days Given And Gone

I love my father. Deep down he is an amazing man. I mean just take a
look at that style. I swear he had those slippers for tens years.
Unfortunately, he is a creature of habit. Habit turned to addiction.
I'd give anything for my Christmas wish to come true. I am a walking
irony. The substance that pays my bills, allows me the luxeries of
spending and traveling to visit my family and friends is the same
substance that motivated me to leave the Mitten State. Go figure.
While everything in this picture is different now some twenty odd
years later, what I'd give to be back to days so simple and without
obstecle.

12-19-08: Kitty Knows Best

Ms. Pretty Kitty knows best and she doesn't appreciate the bullshit
you spoke and time you wasted. In the end it was your selfishness that
kitty could not appreciate. You are a true bullshit artist and master
of mindgames. "Crash and burn," says Ms. Kitty. Your future endeavors
are as rocky as your own personality. Consistently inconsistent and
considerantly inconsiderable. One step forward and two steps back.
Ms. Kitty would rather move sideways cause she could always then let
the bad pass on by and go on living making things better than possibly
reliving them. But then again she is much smarter than most.
Unfortunately Ms. Kitty also comes and goes when she pleases. Selfish
little kitty. Just like rest.

12-06-08: Granny's Good For Directions

Granny's good for directions when she's not busy using the map as a
sunshade! Why don't you just park facing the east not-so-wise old lady?

12-06-08: Who's Going Juggalo Hunting?

Wow! The army exists in Florida as well.

12-02-08: United States of Terrorica

Obviously this person is a terrorist. A well off terrorist. A enemy
god of Jesus and a german car!

12-01-08: White Christmas

It was a white thanksgiving for me. I hope it is repeated during the
next holiday and my trek back up north. I hope to actually see more of
my family this December and not spend it on I-Drive at a roadhouse
steak house with a lazy family and a girl who doesn't care about me.
Ahh the joys of pressure put on happiness of the Christmas celebration.