09-15-08: Light Up a Fattie

This picture redefines the term of a "roach."

This cockroach decided he need to smoke this joint someone dropped.
Regardless of it being ginormous in comparison to his size, this
escaped convict of Joe's Apt. Vertical suplexed this cigaweed around
more than the suplex-machine himself, Taz! Needless to say, this
roach had a hard time escaping back to his nest when the cops pulled up.

09-13-08: The Japz Can Get Away With It...

so why can't I dressed like a moron? Yes people, for all your moronic
fashion needs, the trend setters clothing warehouse and headquarters
can be found in your local Urban Outfitters.

09-10-08: Pussy Face

We make this look good. Those in the beds of the ICU however... not
so much. :(

09-07-08: I Got Pussy Laid Out...

On my couch. Hairy yet appealing.

09-06-08: Money Down the Drain

Did you know each plane ticket carries a facility charge for the use
of the lavatory? Regardless if you use it or not, you are charged at
least five bucks. I make sure I always use it for that reason.

09-03-08: God Bless The Friendly Skies...

But what about the unfriendly security precautions of the airports
thanks to lame ass 9/11. No one knows why but thy decided to put a
random fence in tv middle of the airport. Glad I don't have a
connecting flight and thankfully for me and my growling tummy, the
pileup sat next to a coney island diner.