Saturday, November 29, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
11-26-08: McThrowup
You would think the 20 chicken mcnuggets would make me want to throw
up, but rather the disgusting iced mocha I decided to try for whatever
unfartomable reason. I want to puke so bad. It's almost dire I pull
over and spew, however, it's freezing in Michigan so I'll probably
just poop my pants. I'm driving to h&m anyways. I'll pick up some jeans.
up, but rather the disgusting iced mocha I decided to try for whatever
unfartomable reason. I want to puke so bad. It's almost dire I pull
over and spew, however, it's freezing in Michigan so I'll probably
just poop my pants. I'm driving to h&m anyways. I'll pick up some jeans.
Monday, November 24, 2008
11-24-08: Better Belated Than Never
I finally had my birthday cake. I was going to milk this birthday even longer until I was able to parch my thirst for a glutenous sugar mound of unneeded calories. I had already been eating all this week retarded amounts of goodness in celebration for my oldness. I just am glad that I have not picked up a case of obese weightness.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
11-22-08: Haven't I've Seen You Somewhere Before??
Hanging out on the stage or the dancefloor is again a part of my life.
Playing on stage again for the first time it was seems to be over a
year is truly invogorating for the soul. Though I was definitley the
eldest of anyone at the show, my spirit's age was back to my teenage
years. I am pumped full of endorphins of excitement and vigor. How
thankful I am to be where I am right now. How's that for an early
thanksgiving?
Playing on stage again for the first time it was seems to be over a
year is truly invogorating for the soul. Though I was definitley the
eldest of anyone at the show, my spirit's age was back to my teenage
years. I am pumped full of endorphins of excitement and vigor. How
thankful I am to be where I am right now. How's that for an early
thanksgiving?
11-22-08: Cold Shoulder...
And cold toes, nose, fingers, nose hairs, eye lids, nape of the neck,
small of my back, and thighs even. Don't ride your scooter/cycle when
it's twenty with windchill out. Silly if any tourists think that
Florida is all sun and fun even the winter time.
small of my back, and thighs even. Don't ride your scooter/cycle when
it's twenty with windchill out. Silly if any tourists think that
Florida is all sun and fun even the winter time.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
11-18-08: In The Evening During Work
The over night I was able to escape from my place of employment to
catch a few songs from the almighty quirky masterminded Mike Kinesella
AKA Owen. What a great break. The next night I was able to see Mark
Kozlek as well!!! To top it off, strolling down park ave the next
afternoon I ran into him. Mark seems to have a thing for Asians based
in his comment the night prior "where's all the Asians in Orlando?".
Three of us were huddled together as I shouted out in reply, "All
three of us are here!" Well mark was with an Asian lady friend
checking out the sites.
catch a few songs from the almighty quirky masterminded Mike Kinesella
AKA Owen. What a great break. The next night I was able to see Mark
Kozlek as well!!! To top it off, strolling down park ave the next
afternoon I ran into him. Mark seems to have a thing for Asians based
in his comment the night prior "where's all the Asians in Orlando?".
Three of us were huddled together as I shouted out in reply, "All
three of us are here!" Well mark was with an Asian lady friend
checking out the sites.
That was your indie/folk papparazii gossip for the day. Thank you and
tune in again.
Monday, November 17, 2008
11-17-08: A Modern Day Miricle
By far Gods greatest gift to man is the wet wipe. Countless men's
tushies have been saved of being plagued by the infestation known as
dingleberries all thanks to these moist messiahs in the
nonoverlysaturated cloth form.
tushies have been saved of being plagued by the infestation known as
dingleberries all thanks to these moist messiahs in the
nonoverlysaturated cloth form.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
11-16-08: Warning: Smoking may influence voters.
So I'm loading up my car today to go to band practice and I see this crackhead alcoholic white trash gentleman (ha) walking around in no shoes and passes by my house. He walks up to a black girl minding her own biznass when he fires off some friendly conversation. It was very random and perhaps an act of southern hospitality. She was not very enthused but he continued to banter. He obviously was intoxicated but regardless as he started to walk barefoot back into the street, he asked her if she wanted a cigarette. She politely declined stating she didn't smoke. White trash Willy responded, "Well you should! Obama smokes! That's why I voted for him!"
WTF is wrong with people??? I wish I had a picture of his dirty cesspool source of hepatitis bare feet to go with this post.
WTF is wrong with people??? I wish I had a picture of his dirty cesspool source of hepatitis bare feet to go with this post.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
11-11-08: A Black Belt In Tae Kwon Food
What did I just eat? You tell me! Kimchi is disgusting, but I hate
cabbage. I just cleared out my nasal passages from hot spices.
cabbage. I just cleared out my nasal passages from hot spices.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
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