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Almost two months ago I broke my leg. I'll tell people it was either a
Porno Stunt mishap or because I called a bunch of Puerto Ricans,
Mexican. I come up with more and more stories, solely to help others
laugh at my misfortune. Perhaps it's me making light of my situation,
because even though being out of it to do most things I wish I could
do, like work to pay my bills, it's not as bad as a broken heart or an obsession
with a past lover/relationship.
With a broken bone, one doesn't get upset to the point of stalking an ex or worrying about seeing them in public. Fractures do not cause people to cry themselves to sleep every night... if they are lucky; lucky in the sense they aren't up all night in a state of depression. The only jealousy issues derived from broken bones is the thought of being able to function as a everyday Joe in society or on the athletic field.
I've been there before and I'll takes broken bone over a
broken heart any day. I'd rather have broken up sleep from dreams of running, swimming, and fighting than broken up sleep from a broken heart. I'd even rather be broke than heart broke. I'd rather be around a bunch of fat women who recently ate Mexican or
Korean Kim Chi and have broke wind than have a broke heart. I'd rather
break boards with Kung Fu than break hearts. Break me off a piece of
that sweet potato pie before you break off a piece of my heart. Break it down on the
dance floor rather than break my heart. I'd rather be broke down
on the highway in the Everglades in July on Alligator Alley in the
middle of the afternoon wearing a leather suit and nothing else to
drink than black coffee than have my heart broke.
Maybe that's why I'm single. Afraid of commitment only because of the
pain it can lead to. Some people say that it's better to be alone than
have your heart broken while others would argue that you never have
lived if you have never been in love. While both of these statements are
true, I'm stuck living in the middle limbo of love purgatory. However, I am not unwilling to accept someones love indulgence to get me out of
this rut.
Break my bones, but don't break my heart. Please.
